French Horn Jokes That Are Horn-Credible
How did the horn player like his fried chicken?Extra Kruspe. How do you make a trumpet sound like a French ...
Trumpet Jokes That Are Brass-Tastically Funny
How do you get a trumpet to play fff?Write “mp” on the part. How do you know who the principal ...
Viola Jokes That Hit All the Right (and Wrong) Notes
How do you get a viola to sound good?Sell the viola and buy a violin. What’s the worst thing you ...
Clarinet Jokes That’ll Make You Squeak With Laughter
What’s the difference between a clarinet and a mouse?You can’t hear the mouse squeak over the entire band. What would ...
Violin Jokes That Will Bow You Away
Why did the violin player get kicked out of the orchestra?Because they were a little too high-strung. What’s the difference ...
Saxophone Jokes You’ll Be Jazzed About
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?A saxophone player. What’s the difference between a saxophone and a ...
Bassoon Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Bocal Cords
What’s the difference between a bassoon and an onion?No one cries when you chop up a bassoon. What do you ...
Oboe Jokes That Are Just Reed-iculously Funny
Why did the oboe player go broke?They spent all their money on reed-diculous accessories. What’s the difference between an oboe ...
Flute Jokes That Are Abso-Flutely Hilarious
What’s the difference between a flute and an onion?No one cries when you chop up a flute. Why are all ...