Woodwind Jokes

Clarinet Jokes That’ll Make You Squeak With Laughter

What’s the difference between a clarinet and a mouse?You can’t hear the mouse squeak over the entire band. What would ...
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Saxophone Jokes You’ll Be Jazzed About

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?A saxophone player. What’s the difference between a saxophone and a ...
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Bassoon Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Bocal Cords

What’s the difference between a bassoon and an onion?No one cries when you chop up a bassoon. What do you ...
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Oboe Jokes That Are Just Reed-iculously Funny

Why did the oboe player go broke?They spent all their money on reed-diculous accessories. What’s the difference between an oboe ...
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Flute Jokes That Are Abso-Flutely Hilarious

What’s the difference between a flute and an onion?No one cries when you chop up a flute. Why are all ...
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